EA Anonymous….A day in the Life (Part 2)
This story is entirely fictional - a playful glimpse into the life of Krystal, a dedicated Executive Assistant in an Australian School. Inspired by the unsung heroes who keep schools running smoothly, Krystal and her world are products of imagination. Blending humour, heart, and a touch of chaos, this tale celebrates the resilience, wit, and warmth of EAs everywhere. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Step into Krystal’s office and enjoy her wonderfully messy, endearing world.
After recess
Sitting at my desk, the cat now sitting next to me with a saucer of milk as we wait for the RSPCA. Finally peace.
The door opens, its Max the Maths teacher. “Just to let you know that the dishwasher is full.”
“Thanks Max, I really appreciate you informing me of that.”
“That’s fine, I just thought that you would want to empty it before putting the dishes in from recess so they can be clean and dry for lunch.”
"Thanks Max, I really appreciate you being so considerate. Can you please mind this cat whilst I empty and refill the dishwasher?”
"Sorry, I was due in class ten minutes ago.”
Phone rings just as I start walking to the kitchen. Its Dale the Drama Teacher. “Hi, just wanted to let you know the dishwasher is full.”
“Thanks Dale, I really appreciate you to taking the time to inform me.”
3 minutes later, dishwasher unpacked, packed and reminder notice placed on it. “This dishwasher doesn’t pack or unpack itself.” Mmmmmm…..maybe that’s problem.
A holler from the office.
“Do you have that run sheet and what is that cat doing there?” Long story on both.
“Don’t worry boss, both will be resolved before lunch.”
Coffee no. 3 incoming. Ristretto this time.
In a strategic bid to get some work completed, I pull the phone plug out of the wall. My mobile starts ringing. I put it on silent but recognise my Boss’s number. I step into the office-“why are you ringing my mobile?”
“Because your land line is dead.”
“But I am only two metres away.”
“I know but I just wanted to check on the cat. It was making noises, can you feed it or get it out of here please. It's distracting me from writing this running sheet.”
“Is that the one I have been looking for?”
“Yes, I just checked the minutes and it was one of my actions to write the running sheet.”
I sit back down and the cat rubs against my leg. I am starting to get very attached to this cat. Perhaps I could call the RSPCA to come in tomorrow?
“There’s a meeting in my calendar for this afternoon?" Another holler. “I’m not sure who its with or what its about as there are no details.”
"Also, can you have a look at this rash? I think I may be allergic to your new pet.”
OK, several challenges to deal with...the mystery of the phantom meeting in the calendar. Do I need to grab an epipen just in case I have to save the Boss’s life, and oh no, what am I going to do for lunch today, I have just missed the deadline for ordering. My stomach rumbles, hang on it’s the cat.
